May 2013
zackisontumblr:
introducing people to each other and then they hang out without you
niggermom:
im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
gundumbass:
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of
earthnation:
what if showing affection didn’t make me uncomfortable that would be cool
increasedappetite:
Goodness my life is a joke I FINALLY was in the perfect situation to say it but I messed up and said “swaggity swaggity what’s in the baggity”
theadmiraljn:
shaqshock:
MMM
MAH
MREHH
mcsnuggie:
serious question what is the likelihood of a spider i saw in my bed 3 nights ago still being in my bed
tamamuratamao:
that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they freaking love it and you’re like
k-hiq:
hikaribakuras:
holyjazspers:
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
parscilla:
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
drxhanniballecter:
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
hannibal no
increasedappetite:
I’m still upset about My Chemical Reaction breaking up
In should get up. But I’m spooning my dog and I don’t t want to get up
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
lnfamy:
dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
itllbeliketowniecamp:
my songs know what you
in the dark
oomshi:
I’m constantly on the fence of whether or not I want to be in a relationship
It’s even harder to talk to people when their first language isn’t English so their choice of words doesn’t fit any variation of the scripts you have in your head.
OHMYGOD GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD LAST YEAR WE HAD A GERMAN FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT AND HE WAS LIKE PART OF OUR GROUP LIKE WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I KNEW HE WAS COMING BACK THIS SUMMER BUT I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS COMING NOW AND HE’S BACK FOR TWO WEEKS AND I FUCKING OMG I’M SO HAPPY LIKE I GOT TO THE BONFIRE AND LIKE BONFIRES ARE SO NORMAL SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVER BUT THEN I JUST SAW HIM...
